Things that have happened that I am writing about.

A few things that I've seen in the last few days.

Whilst out running this evening I saw a man hitting his dopey alsatian.

The other day a woman at life drawing told me that she felt bored there and could teach everyone how to do it properly. I told her that it's not a competition, and even if it were that she's only competing with herself.

I spoke to a man at the bus stop the other day, he said that it was strangely quiet for a Saturday. I told him it was Sunday. He seemed genuinely shocked.

A car drove past making a weird noise. I turned to see a small car with a way flat tire passing by at about 15mph. The driver was looking right at me and mouthing "FUCK OFF!" in a most extravagant way. I'd have helped him change the tire if he hadn't been so impolite.

Premium Garlic?

I hope this is per kilo!

Here. Hare, Here.

Protesters, performers and preachers.

It's difficult to see in this picture but there are at least 5 different groups of people within 25m of each other either protesting something, out of busking with panpipes or preaching something religious. And this is the longest, widest street I've found in the city. Well done!

Govt Petition

Don't forget to sign this petition folks! http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/21834

Double wowee!

It must be my lucky day! I just had an email from Mrs Ruth Wong from the Shanghai Banking Corporation, China (not Shanghai, Portugal) about a $22.5million business opportunity. So long suckers, it's the high life from now on!

The oldest cat in Bristol?

Found this cat during the art trail in Clifton this afternoon. An elderly couple walking past told us that he was a kitten when they moved onto the street 31 years ago. Frankly it seems a little absurd that a cat could live that long, but apparently it is possible. http://www.cat-world.com.au/cat-world-records

Interesting choice of transport

The Big Time

Champagne and caviar from now on, I made it onto imdb.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4416975/